These pants are telling everyone that purple and tie dye are not even ironic anymore, they're actually just cool again, and you'd honestly better jump on that trend before it becomes lame like it was in the 2000s.
These pants are seriously just dying (badoom-tish) to climb onto some sexy non-binary booty and show the world that actually you don't have to conform to some historical narrative of gender performativity because it's 2020 and we're past that shit. These are pants for kicking ass. These are pants for breaking rules and owning your life. These are pants for you.
US size 10. Waist 34". outer leg 44" inner leg 36"